Description
Natural Mini Carved Penis Massage Wand, Healing, Fertility Symbol, 10mm thick x 30mm tall x 15mm base, Unakite. These cute little carved crystals have a flat, heart-shaped base allowing them to stand up and show off.
One of the fun things about selling these tiny hardons is all the stories. People are always telling me who they will be giving this ‘gag gift’ to. Sons giving them to moms. Daughters giving them to fathers. Guys giving them to girlfriends. Hell! I had one girl buy one for her boss. Clearly a solid relationship there, lol. I’ve had guys comment at how they wish their penis was as big as the ones I sell. (I love when men are confident). And the one instance that shocked me the most… a lady in her 80s easily purchased one to set on her coffee table so guests could be offended or laugh when they saw it. I so Love that!
Whatever the case is that you’ll be purchasing one of these beautiful dicks, if you’re brave enough to share, please leave a comment telling us who the recipient was and how they felt about receiving this unique gift.
UNAKITE:
CHAKRA: Heart ZODIAC: Scorpio
METAPHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Stability and Harmony, Dispel Negativity, Self-Confidence and Courage, Discipline and Control, Prosperity and Good Luck, Intuition and Psychic Abilities, Calms Grief and Guilt as well as Fears and Insecurities, Relieves Anger and Bitterness, Jealousy & Resentment, Deepens Wisdom and Intellect, Enlightenment, Business Success, Cleanse, Detox and Purity, Reduces Bad Habits and Addictions, Clear Blockages, Empathy, Compassion and Forgiveness, Harmonizes Moods
HEALTH FOLKLORE: Strengthen Core Muscles and Diaphragm, Reduce Sinus Issues, Reduce Allergies, Assimilate Vitamins, Immune System Boost, Headaches and Migraines, Anti-Inflammatory, Aids in the Formation of the Epidermis and Complexion, Boosts Ovulation, Aids in Weight Gain, PMS and Cramps, Safe and Healthy Deliveries at Pregnancy, A Must Have for Moms, Long-term Recovery of Severe Diseases,
DEPRESSION DISCLAIMER: While people struggling with anxiety, depression, and stress can benefit from these crystals, this information is by No Means meant to diagnose or detract from professional help. Please know that the most loving thing you can do for yourself is to take care of You! Please seek help from a licensed medical practitioner. And know… You are Loved!
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: The information provided should not be used for diagnosing or treating a health problem or disease, and those seeking personal medical advice should consult with a licensed physician. Always seek the advice of your doctor or other qualified health provider regarding a medical condition.
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